Monday, September 24, 2007

"Gotta Gotta Gotta Stop Stuttering"

Okay, so here I sit, looking for a new song title with which to post an update. I sit...

And I figured I'd try a different tactic in order to get some new material - not to worry, the regular sources are far from dried up, but I thought that perhaps something non-metal might be a nice change. It's been done before, I know, but Anal Cunt, PSTPT and DD&TTT over and over get sorta predictable.

So, through the magic of Google I find a great source! Problem is, there is NO information to go with this bonanza of song title hilarity. Just titles. This is a problem.

See, this forces me to write something in this space, cause I think it would be pretty lame to just have the title in the 'title' bar and nothing in the body of the post. Hence this idiocy.

Since I can't (/don't want to/don't have the time to) verify that these are actually songs, nor do I have millennia to find the associated band name and album info, I'm going to assume they exist in some musical form. This solves many problems and opens up new vistas of sillyness. And that's all I can ask for...

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

"Masturbating For A Brighter Tomorrow"

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles (???? - ?)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

"Ike Turner Motivational Method"

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: Bigger Than Ron Jeremy (???? - ?)

Monday, September 17, 2007

"Drugs and Crime Made Me What I Am Today (Part 1)"

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: We Sold Our Souls For Wet Sloppy Holes (???? - ?)

[Sorry folks; being that I'd rather not do a Google search for 'Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles' from WORK, there's no artwork or album info for this one right now. Maybe later, if I feel so inclined - but then again, things relying on my 'feeling so inclined' usually have a 50/50 chance - at best - at getting done, so...uhhh, don't hold your breath. Unless you feel so inclined. In which case, see you on the other side, suckers!]

Thursday, September 13, 2007

"The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed"

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Hardcore Died With Hitler (??? - 2006)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

"How Sean Threw His Back Out Sneezing"

Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Album: Honky Reduction (1998 - Earache)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

"Old Ladies Always Break Their Hips"

Artist: O.L.D.

Album: Old Lady Drivers (1988 - Earache)