Song Title Of The Day

"Gotta Gotta Gotta Stop Stuttering"

2007-09-24T07:45:00.000-07:00

Okay, so here I sit, looking for a new song title with which to post an update.

Yup...here I sit...

And I figured I'd try a different tactic in order to get some new material - not to worry, the regular sources are far from dried up, but I thought that perhaps something non-metal might be a nice change. It's been done before, I know, but Anal Cunt, PSTPT and DD&TTT over and over get sorta predictable.

So, through the magic of Google I find a great source! Problem is, there is NO information to go with this bonanza of song title hilarity. Just titles. This is a problem.

See, this forces me to write something in this space, cause I think it would be pretty lame to just have the title in the 'title' bar and nothing in the body of the post. Hence this idiocy.

Since I can't (/don't want to/don't have the time to) verify that these are actually songs, nor do I have millennia to find the associated band name and album info, I'm going to assume they exist in some musical form. This solves many problems and opens up new vistas of sillyness. And that's all I can ask for...

"Masturbating For A Brighter Tomorrow"

2007-09-19T06:52:00.000-07:00

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles (???? - ?)

"Ike Turner Motivational Method"

2007-09-18T07:29:00.000-07:00

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: Bigger Than Ron Jeremy (???? - ?)

"Drugs and Crime Made Me What I Am Today (Part 1)"

2007-09-17T07:15:00.000-07:00

Artist: Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles

Album: We Sold Our Souls For Wet Sloppy Holes (???? - ?)

[Sorry folks; being that I'd rather not do a Google search for 'Dick Delicious & The Tasty Testicles' from WORK, there's no artwork or album info for this one right now. Maybe later, if I feel so inclined - but then again, things relying on my 'feeling so inclined' usually have a 50/50 chance - at best - at getting done, so...uhhh, don't hold your breath. Unless you feel so inclined. In which case, see you on the other side, suckers!]

"The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed"

2007-09-13T07:38:00.000-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Hardcore Died With Hitler (??? - 2006)

"How Sean Threw His Back Out Sneezing"

2007-09-12T07:56:00.000-07:00

Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Album: Honky Reduction (1998 - Earache)

"Old Ladies Always Break Their Hips"

2007-09-11T08:02:00.000-07:00

Artist: O.L.D.

Album: Old Lady Drivers (1988 - Earache)

"I Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying On Al-Qaeda"

2007-09-10T08:24:00.000-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Return To The Bone Concubine (??? - 2007)

"I Swerved To Miss A Cat and Hit 36 Kids"

2007-09-07T06:54:00.001-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Hardcore Died With Hitler (??? - 2006)

"Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library"

2007-09-06T12:07:00.000-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Return To The Bone Concubine (??? - 2007)

"We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed From The Neck Down"

2007-09-05T06:59:00.000-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: John Denver School Of Flight (??? - 2005)

"Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?"

2007-09-04T09:33:00.000-07:00

Artist: Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Album: Return To The Bone Concubine (??? - 2007)

[Sorry folks, no time to find a reasonable image of this album cover to steal and post on here]

"(Holy Shit) The Droid Is Missing"

2007-07-03T08:20:00.000-07:00

Artist: What's He Building In There?

Album: What's He Building In There? (YearOfTheSun Records - 2007)

"Tits 'N Feet In G Minor"

2007-05-15T13:48:00.000-07:00

Artist: Otto Von Schirach

Album: Global Speaker Fisting (Addict Records - 2004)

"Liquor Saved Me From Sports"

2007-04-02T10:45:00.000-07:00

Artist: Terror 2000

Album : Terror For Sale (2005 - Scarlet)

"I Knew It Had Something To Do With Interest In Vaginas"

2007-03-26T15:55:00.000-07:00

Artist: Foetopsy

Album: Bizarre Gynecology (2003 - Barbarian Records)

"Dale Earnhardt's Seatbelt"

2007-02-12T13:33:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Bled

Album: Pass The Flask (2004 - Fiddler Records)

"God Ain't Got No Use For No 180lb Bag Of Sugar"

2007-01-24T07:07:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

Album: Self Titled (2005 - Corrosive Recordings)

"Gary Drug Abusey"

2007-01-03T07:30:00.000-08:00

Artist: 7000 Dying Rats

Album: The Sound Of No Hands Clapping

"Black Guy Pees"

2006-12-20T07:37:00.000-08:00

Artist: Sewage Sammich

Album: One Man's Sewage Is Another...

"Anal Cunt Is Gay"

2006-12-14T06:57:00.000-08:00

Artist: 7000 Dying Rats

Album: Fanning The Flames Of Fire

"The Death Of The Resurrection Of The Death Of Metal"

2006-12-13T07:40:00.000-08:00

Artist: Zimmer's Hole

Album: Legion Of Flames (2001 - HevyDevy Records)

"When It Comes To Elements, Hydrogen Is Titz"

2006-12-07T07:56:00.000-08:00

Artist: Thunderbirds Are Now!

Album: Doctor Lawyer Indian (2003 - Action Driver)

"In The Sea Of Heavy Metal, You Are Plankton"

2006-12-04T07:11:00.000-08:00

Artist: Cumchrist

Album: Cumplete (2002 - Unmatched Brutality)

"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"

2006-12-01T05:42:00.000-08:00

Artist: Anal Cunt

Album: It Just Gets Worse (1999 - Earache Records)

"Let’s Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone"

2006-11-27T08:29:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Great Redneck Hope

Album: Behold The Fuck Thunder (2003 - Thinker Thought Records)

"There's No Fun In Fundamentalism"

2006-11-24T07:45:00.000-08:00

Artist: NOFX

Album: 7" Of The Month Club-April, 2005 (2005 - Fat Wreck Chords)

"Black Metal Transvestite"

2006-11-23T10:06:00.000-08:00

Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Album: Altered States Of America

"No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band"

2006-11-22T07:00:00.000-08:00

Artist: Anal Cunt

Album: I Like It When You Die (1997 - Earache Records)

"You Got To Get Through What You've Got To Go Through To Get What You Want, But You Got to Know What You Want To Get Through What You Got To Go Throu"

2006-11-16T06:43:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Wildhearts

Album: Stormy In The North, Karma In The South (Single)

(Damn Blogger won't let me put the entire title in the subject. Sorry 'bout that...)

"Corpses Of Death"

2006-11-15T06:52:00.000-08:00

Artist: Death Breath

Album: Death Breath EP (1999 - Earache Records)

"I Got an Office Job For the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"

2006-11-14T08:13:00.000-08:00

Artist: Anal Cunt

Album: It Just Gets Worse (1999 - Earache Records)

"We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Legs"

2006-11-13T07:04:00.000-08:00

Artist: NOFX

Album: 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records
( 2002 - Fat Wreck Chords)

(thanks Chris!)

"Sumo Rabbit & His Inescapable Trap Of Doom"

2006-11-08T06:55:00.000-08:00

Artist: Lawnmower Deth

Album: Ooh Crikey! It's Lawnmower Deth! (1990 - Earache Records)

"Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic Pseudo Intellectual Jackass"

2006-11-07T06:50:00.000-08:00

Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Album: Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope (2002 - Relapse Records)

"Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating"

2006-11-06T06:57:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Great Redneck Hope

Album: Behold The Fuck Thunder (2003 - Thinker Thought Records)

"Parade Of The Decapitated Midgets"

2006-11-02T06:13:00.000-08:00

Artist: Regurgitate

Album: Carnivorous Erection (2000 - Relapse Records)

"Disembowled Nun-Munching Fellatio Combo…No Pickles, No Mustard"

2006-11-01T06:56:00.000-08:00

Artist: Short Bus Pile-Up

Album: The Most Disgusting Thing Ever Created By Man...Or Machine For That Matter
(label info unknown)

"So...You Want To Have A Led Zeppelin Riff Battle, Huh? Let's Do It!"

2006-10-31T06:57:00.000-08:00

Artist: The Kickass

Album: Death Metal Is For Pussies (2003 - Bifocal Media)

"Debbie Does Dishes"

2006-10-30T06:32:00.000-08:00

Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Album: Altered States Of America (2003 - Relapse Records)

"Village People Of The Damned"

2006-10-27T07:11:00.000-07:00

Artist: Gorerotted

Album: Only Tools And Corpses (2003 - Metal Blade Records)

Thursday October 26th, 2006

2006-10-26T06:47:00.000-07:00

Song: "Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me"

Artist: Lawnmower Deth

Album: Ooh Crikey! It's Lawnmower Deth! (1990 - Earache Records)

Wednesday October 25th, 2006

2006-10-25T10:56:00.000-07:00

Song: "Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn’t Program You To Make Out With Boys!"

Artist: The Great Redneck Hope

Album: Behold The Fuck Thunder (2003 - Thinker Thought Records)

Tuesday October 24th, 2006

2006-10-24T06:59:00.000-07:00

Song: "Heading For Decapitation"

Artist: Death Breath

Album: Stinking Up The Night (2006 - Black Lodge/Relapse)

First EFFIN' Post!

2006-10-23T08:17:00.000-07:00

Ya see, I have this other blog, and it's moved in such a direction so as to be kinda rated PG; some mature themes, but I try to keep the general obscenity out of it so that just about anyone can enjoy the madness.

Not so here.

I am giving myself free reign to let this get as out of control as it wants to.

So...what are we going to do here? It's simple.

See...I am a big music fan - and my taste lends itself to misanthropes and general weirdos who have a knack for coming up with some really strange/offensive but most importantly hilarious song titles. So, I started telling my friend Lil' E the occasional song title that I'd run across that fits the above criteria and she suggested starting this here blog.

So, beyond my personal entertainment, and the entertainment of those unlucky enough to find this blog, this is just a little free exposure for the bands that end up here.

Anyway, I hope to update this daily-ish, like my other blog The Daily Shirt. So, I figure that when one gets updated (again, daily-ish; not so much on the weekends), I might as well stay logged in and do the other.

So, come back tomorrow for the first installment of Song Title Of The Day!